My first plan was, of course, rat poison. They're horrible leeches and they can't be killed. "*HISS!* I can smell your cooking." (click) And if you go through the lengthy click-click-click process to actually cook something, one of them will call to tell you they can smell it. They peek their heads through your window and sometimes just walk right in your home to invite themselves to dinner. Mickey and Minnie are the nosiest filthy rat-people you could ever live next to. If you have enough wrong with you that you'd want to simulate a kitchen, I'm sure My Disney Kitchen is adequate for your strange, simple needs. The problem with the game does not come from the simulation itself. Explaining this at any greater length would do nothing but humiliate us both. You're in a housing project with Mickey Mouse, and this is a kitchen simulator. But a game where you get to pretend to not be Mickey but live near him, and then pretend to make pancakes, has always been such an unattainable dream that most children didn't even bother to have it. The dream of a game where you get to pretend to be Mickey and Mouse has already come true many times. You never know when the unkillable Mickey Mouse could be watching. EGM's Uncensored Greatest Hitsīeware, children.
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